Category Archives: Cheap

At last, the world famous JimmyEatsVegas restaurant reviews!  If you haven’t already, you should make sure to check out why I don’t write very many negative reviews.

I envision these reviews as a friend talking to another friend about restaurant recommendations.  If someone asks you where to go, you don’t lead off and talk about all the bad places.  You wanna talk about the best places!  So first and foremost, my job is to tell you about all the best places to eat in town and, from time to time, to tell you about why I think the places that everyone else love really aren’t that worthy of praise.

These are some of my favorite restaurants serving cheap food in Las Vegas.

KOMEX FUSION: Gesundheit.

Note: I am on a bit of a Mexican food kick recently. Is this a problem? No? I thought so.

Fusion food gets a bad rap.  Well, good fusion food does.  Bad fusion food can go right to the garbage where it belongs.  I’m no expert on what makes Asian food authentic, but I know a good version of food when I see it.  Changing something just so you can say you changed it doesn’t make the food good or the ingredients cohesive.  The flavors still have to work well and you can’t jack up the price just because you put kimchi on a burger.  For those of you who want a menu full of delicious and familiar food options that are still new to you, welcome home to Komex.

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Komex is a super bare bones restaurant that looks like it might have opened a week ago.  It has a home cooking look and taste to it (in a good way) that is very hard to replicate.  You may get some less than homemade ingredients, but in a way… what could be more home cooking than that?  The savings are completely passed on to the customer, however, and this may be your cheapest meal in town during your visit.

It’s worth noting that fivethirtyeight.com did a bracket of the best burritos in the USA and included Komex in the competition.

BOOM FREE APPETIZER WITH THE MENUS.

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I’m adequate!

Chips and salsa, the easy way.  Can’t complain here.

The menu is set up in a way that has all your classic Korean, Mexican and American food with fusion twists to them.  The specials menu is where a lot of the best stuff is, so make sure you check it out in addition to the staples.  This was a quick lunch with a friend, so we ordered a few things to share and a few to ourselves.

Value incarnate.

It’s hard not to order the fried wontons.  They’re nothing mindblowing and pretty basic, but at $1.50 for a plate of 5 they’re pretty much the cheapest appetizer you can get in any restaurant in town.  Hell, a restaurant I went to today charges $3 for a fried egg.  ONE EGG.  It’s cheap sweet and sour sauce served with them, but who cares.  Nom.

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MOAR TACOS

Bulgogi tacos are a thing and they have been sadly lacking in my world.  $2 a taco is a very fair price for such a thing that makes my life more than $2 worth of happy, and the bulgogi marinade goes extremely well with the salsas and toppings on the taco.  I also recommend the pork belly tacos, which are not even really fusion because everyone eats pork belly because IT’S AWESOME.

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EXHIBIT A FOR AWESOME

One of the specials I received word on was the PBBBLT which is a pork belly, bulgogi, bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.  Bacon is technically pork belly already, but you know what?  I didn’t think of that at the time because I was too busy stuffing my face.  I attacked this thing like a starving man.  The toothpicks were almost ingested.  Yes, that’s toasted wonderbread and iceberg lettuce, two of the worst atrocities that have no business in a restaurant.  No, I don’t care.  Sometimes a sandwich just hits every nerve in your being and tells you that everything’s going to be okay.  And if it isn’t, GUESS WHAT, WAFFLE FRIES.  Of the sweet potato variety.  It’s like a hug from grandma, only grandma didn’t have spicy mayo on the side. (thanks for nothing, grandma)

This was basically the best possible version of a club sandwich and I totally recommend trying it on your visit (if it’s still on the specials).

All the above food was “the most expensive meal ever eaten at this restaurant” and we got out for $20 a person.  This should be in any local’s rotation and worth a trip from the strip for lunch.

Komex Fusion (two locations)

Buffalo & Flamingo
4155 S Buffalo Dr. #103,104
(702) 778-5566

Closed Mondays
Tue-Sat 11 am – 9 pm
Sun 11 am – 8 pm

633 N Decatur Blvd Suite H
Las Vegas, NV 89107
(702) 646-1612

Mon-Sat 11 am – 8 pm
Closed Sundays

GIORDANO’S: Tastes like home.

It’s not a casserole.

I can hear you snickering through the screen.  Chicago style pizza is NOT a casserole.  It’s not a lasagna, it’s not a joke.  IT’S OURS OKAY STOP MAKING FUN OF IT.  Jon Stewart famously said “it’s not only not better than New York Pizza… it’s not pizza.”

Listen, if I’m gonna grab a quick bite to eat and keep walking on the way to a hipster meetup, New York style pizza is great.  It’s thin, it’s tasty and easy to eat.  Chicago pizza is difficult.  It takes a while to cook, you kinda need a fork to eat it, it’s so filling that one of them can feed a whole family… but these are not necessarily bad things.  Chicago is a much more laid back city, one where sit down meals with your family are common and a 45 minute wait to get your food is a good time to talk and be with loved ones (as well as devour delicious sides).

You can rattle off 5 great pizza places in every city and all of them will be either authentic Italian or New York style pizza.  Very rarely will you find a real Chicago pizza outside of Illinois.  However, a new day has risen, my friends.  In the outdoor mall at Bally’s just off of Flamingo and Las Vegas BLVD, one of the mainstays of Chicago pizza has opened up a newcomer for the crown.

BEHOLD.

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Err, wait.

Let’s try again.

BEHOLD.

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Slightly better.

I won’t lie, I was underwhelmed at the outdoor seating offered here.  I was blown away that they’re open 7 days a week from the morning to 2 AM, mostly because I expected a place serving midwest style food to happily close at a reasonable 9-10 PM.  But the seating itself makes no sense in a volatile weather place such as Las Vegas.  The roof over the seating area isn’t solid, so when there’s wind or rain it blows right through.  There’s also dust everywhere, to the point I had to clean off my place when I sat down.  And on a cold night like the one I visited, the considerable 40 minute wait felt twice as long.  I remarked to our server what a bad decision they made to make the only seating outside and he told me everyone was saying the same thing. (MAKE NOTE OF THIS)

We quickly ordered a side of parmesan garlic fries and a small stuffed pizza with sausage and onions (sausage is a must with Chicago style pizza).  The fries were quick to come out, and we were happy to munch down on them to stay warm.

giordanos chicago pizza
The fanciest ranch dressing garnished dish ever.

Solid fries, though I’m sad they came with a side of ranch dressing.  The garlic was pretty well caramelized, to the point of getting stuck in your teeth when you tried to chew it.  If they fix the garlic, they’ll be pretty damn good fries.

After way too much talk about how cold it was and how we wish they had an indoor seating area, our pizza arrived.

BEHOLD AGAIN.

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CLICK FOR AMBIENT MUSIC

I don’t know how anyone can look at such an item and not be immediately filled with carnal thoughts.  It tasted as good as it looks, obviously.  There are places that sell Chicago style pizza frozen that can get most of it almost perfect, but the one thing that they can’t get right is the crust.  The crust in this pizza was fantastic; crumbly, tender but still tough and thick enough to hold together this huge slice of cheese, sauce and stuffed toppings.  Eaten with a knife and fork for true flair.  Two adult men were stuffed after 2 pieces each with 2 pieces left to take home afterwards.

giordanos chicago pizza
BUT HOW CAN YOU MAKE IT HOME?

The whole meal was less than $20 a person with tip, making it one of the best values on the strip.  With such prime real estate, you would expect this place to be significantly more expensive.  If only they had reasonable seating, I would come here a few times a month!  Alas, I left satisfied but ultimately sad that I would probably not come here too often to dine because of exposure to the elements.

Imagine my surprise a few days later when picking up a few carry out pizzas for a get together.

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WHAT
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THE FUCK

There’s an upstairs!  I’m a fucking moron!  There’s a huge bar and an absolutely beautiful interior!  The servers let me go on and on about what a terrible decision not having an indoors was!  It took me about 10 minutes for me to be able to get my foot out of my mouth when I realized this.

After this discovery, I see no reason not to rate this one of the absolute best restaurants for the money on the strip.  Open until 2 AM, I think this is a must visit for anyone who likes Chicago pizza and a good spot for simply anyone who likes food.  I’ll be back a lot.

Giordano’s

Inside Bally’s outdoor mall area.

11AM – 2AM daily

Carryout available.

CHILE VERDE MEXICAN GRILL: Fuel both your car and yourself.

There are a few jokes that are sure to get laughs, and a lot of them include making fun of the food at gas stations.  This is not one of those gas stations.

The man who runs Chile Verde (and the woman who I presume is his wife) at the Choice Sinclair gas station in the southwest of Las Vegas is probably one of the most hardworking people I’ve ever seen in a restaurant.  He’s there every moment of the day that the restaurant is open.  Taking orders, cleaning up, preparing food.  From 9 AM to 5 PM, 6 days a week.  This is the Terminator of mexican food.  He can’t be bargained with.  He can’t be reasoned with.  He doesn’t feel hungry.  Or sleepy.  Or sweaty.  And he absolutely WILL NOT STOP… until you are full.

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OH JESUS HE SPOTTED ME HELP

It has a fairly standard, somewhat too big a menu for such a small operation.  It’s all extremely well done, but the tacos are so good I think it’s a shame to go for anything else.  It’s the only place I’ve been to that rivals quality such as Taco Y Taco, but for a somehow even smaller price.  And the portions?

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FUHGEDDABOUTIT
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My hands are huge. I can palm a basketball.

Make sure you ask for their green sauce on the side.  They’ll give you a giant squeeze bottle of liquid gold.  I went for a similar order to what I had at Taco Y Taco; carnitas, carne asada, and adobada and they absolutely did not disappoint.  Because they were so stuffed with meat, they were definitely extremely messy eating at the counter but there’s something so viscerally satisfying about licking your fingers clean over such a meal.

It’s really hard to describe what exactly makes these tacos special.  It’s one of those situations where you just have to taste them to believe it.  But trust me, these are the kind of taco that dreams are made of.

Those 3 tacos were $8.25 altogether, which is worryingly cheap.  The food terminator wants me to tell you to come with him if you want to eat.

 

 

Chile Verde Mexican Grill

Inside the Choice Sinclair Gas Station

8095 S Rainbow Blvd
Las Vegas, NV 89113
Open Monday-Sunday 9 AM to 5 PM

SOHO SUSHI BOWLRRITO: I’m getting too old for this shit.

Las Vegas is often called Los Angeles’s playground due to its proximity and how often the denizens of LA tend to jump back and forth on a weekend or whenever it becomes convenient.  As a result, the culture is pretty similar between the two cities and we tend to receive a lot of the trends that are working their way through LA.  Escape rooms are one such example, where you find your way out of a locked room that you paid to get into (what a genius idea that one was).  But we also get a lot of food trends too, and the one sweeping the city right now is sushi burritos.

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TED YOU SON OF A BITCH

I almost titled this review “get off my lawn” because I frankly feel old when someone brings up a new and scary trend to me, but sushi burritos just make absolutely no sense to me.  John Curtas at Eating Las Vegas already covered this one, but we share an opinion on this.

Good sushi is supposed to be about the fish.  Really high quality fish seasoned with minimal ingredients made by expert hands delivered at the absolute peak moment to maximize enjoyment by the diner.  Sushi burritos are just elaborate hand rolls made with so many ingredients that it becomes absolutely impossible to taste the difference in the very subtle flavors of raw fish.

However, I would like to make a confession.  I like poke bowls.

No, you can’t really taste the extreme quality of the fish.  Yes, pretty much all of them are exactly the same.  It’s a seafood themed Chipotle (which I absolutely love).  But god dammit, it’s satisfying and tasty and pretty damn cheap.  They’re not going to give them a michelin star anytime soon, but I don’t think time travelers are going to come stop me from saying that I LIKE POKE BOWLS.

soho sushi burrito
BEHOLD MY SHAME

And now we come to Soho Sushi Bowlrrito (who needs to find a catchier name).  I’ve been to a few Poke bowl places in LA and a few here, and Soho might actually be my favorite location I’ve found.  The quality of ingredients is very very similar across the board, so it comes down to the little things.  First, they’re available for delivery on a bunch of different services.  Second, they’re absurdly cheap at $10 for a double salmon bowl.  That’s really hard to beat for a tasty bowl of semi healthy food.

I don’t know how long the fad of sushi burritos and poke bowls is going to last.  I’m not sure there needs to be one on every block.  But as long as they don’t take themselves too seriously, I’m fine with the poke bowls at least sticking around for a while.  At least you can taste the fish.

And Soho does them pretty well.

Soho Sushi Bowlrrito

6040 W Badura Ave

Open daily 10:30 AM to 9 PM

 

TACO Y TACO: Taco… why taco?

I am as white as they come.

Growing up in the rural midwest, my experiences with real Mexican food started late.  Those of you in SoCal (as the kids call it) will laugh at my inexperience with legit tacos.  I’ve only had the chance to get LA tacos on a few occasions and was absolutely blown away at how cheap and good they are.  That is why I am so happy Vegas has started to get some great options, the best of which seems to be Taco Y Taco.

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With a kitchen as open as my mind.

This place is streamlined for high volume like you wouldn’t believe.  3 separate lines for tacos/vampiro/tostadas, each one with different meats.  I had to visit all 3 lines and 3 different people, which is kind of weird when I was the only person there at the time, but it took less than 90 seconds to get all the food.  There’s a huge salsa/sauce bar in the middle of the restaurant, and one man was very angry he was unable to take salsa home with him for free.

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Actual candid photograph of the incident.

After having an insanely good vampiro (open faced taco on a crispy tortilla with cheese sauce) in my last LA trip I decided to get another one here and see how it measured up.  I ended up with a carne asada vampiro and cochinita pibil, al pastor, and carnitas tacos.

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FEAST YOUR, UH, EVERYTHING
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Vampiro sandwich.

I decided to only grab some extra limes from the salsa bar to see how they dress it when they ask “with everything?” and I respond with a reverent nod.  The answer:

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DRAMATIZED RECREATION

Whereas the LA tacos I had came with basically just meat and tortilla and you were expected to sprinkle on your extras, the array of salsas and toppings for these tacos were such that they were an absolutely explosion of flavor in your mouth.  Tangy, acidic, crunchy onions and peppery cilantro.  The pork marinade and spices shone through extremely well and everything mixed together into this absolutely incredible few bites of happiness.

All of the above food and a drink came out to only $14, which for the size of the tacos (folding them up resulted in some of the filling to spill out, a problem rectified by me eating it anyway) is super reasonable.  Most mere humans would be completely satisfied by this amount of food.  The vampiro taco, with its two tortilla sandwich appearance, was incredibly messy to eat but even at $4 was a remarkable deal since the amount of filling seemed to be 2 or 3 times as much as each taco had.  The cheese seemed to be just melted cheese rather than a coherent sauce and the carne asada was clearly the weakest of the 4 meats I decided to try, but it was still delicious.

I feel like carne asada falls into the trap of being the “safe choice” for gringos at taco places and they don’t want to do too much to it because they know it’s going to sell extremely well no matter what, so I was disappointed that I chose that meat for the vampiro because I felt like it handicapped it.

I don’t like bias.  I rectified it.

taco y taco
THE BIAS KILLER

Pibil vampiro numero uno.

Go here yesterday.

Taco Y Taco

9470 S Eastern Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89123

3430 E Tropicana Ave, Las Vegas, NV 89121

Open til 10PM on weekdays, 12AM or 2 AM on weekends depending on location.

DU-PAR’S: Where everyone eats like they’re drunk.

Vegas is a pretty new city, even by American standards.  People have ideas of Vegas being like it was in the 1960s, but that’s basically as far back as its history goes.  It was a super tiny town until halfway through the 20th century, and Fremont street was where a lot of the early buildings were built.

Golden Gate Casino is as old as they come.  The address of the place is 1 Fremont Street and their phone number when they opened up was literally “1” (I am deadly serious).  A big part of this tiny building is the diner Du-Par’s, world famous for its shrimp cocktail.

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Get off my lawn.

There’s definitely a reason that these things have survived the rest of time.  Even after going through 4 price increases in the last few decades, these things are $4 for a huge glass full of shrimp.  The cocktail sauce is a standard cocktail sauce, but something about this just feels right.  It might have to do with the hokey decor of the place, which just reminds you of how many tens of thousands of people have sat in this room and eaten this exact dish which has mostly stayed unchanged for the past 50 years.

Most of the food at Du-Par’s is standard, overpriced diner food.  There are a few deals if you’re really hungry, but there are 3 items on the menu that are absolutely worth checking out if you want to come to Fremont and hang out for a bit and see a bit of Vegas history.  Shrimp cocktail is one of them.  The pancakes are another.

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More like “I’m a fan-cakes.”

I can’t say much about pancakes other than these are very well done ones.  Fluffy, buttery, and unbelievably filling, it is basically impossible to finish an order of them.

Last, but possibly the best, Du-Par’s is one of the best places in the valley if you want a slice of pie.  They have a person on hire to come in every day and make dozens of pies fresh, with rotating seasonal varieties.  Luckily, the coconut cream pie is a staple and my god is it satisfying.

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EXCEPT WHEN THEY CUT IT WRONG AND THE CRUST ISN’T HERE THIS IS BULLSHIT

(When I remarked that half the crust was missing, they apologized and brought out another slice. They’re good people at Du-Par’s.)

You’re not going to tell stories of this place when you get back home, but if you’re looking for a dessert and some Vegas history, there is basically nowhere better to visit.

Du-Par’s (at the Golden Gate)

1 Fremont Street

Open 24/7

SPORTING LIFE BAR: A step above.

A friend of mine told me about this gaming bar that had a late night happy hour food special: $5 skirt steaks.  I was skeptical because gaming bars usually have fine but usually overpriced food, but that seemed like a great deal, and 3 years later I’m still eating at Sporting Life once a week.

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For all your sportsing needs.

The menu here was designed by a former chef of Bouchon Bistro at the Venetian, a Thomas Keller restaurant.  He left a year or two ago to work elsewhere but his menu lingers and it’s extremely well rounded and satisfying.  There are not many entrees that disappoint.

Everyone has one of those foods that other people aren’t that into for whatever reason, but dollar for dollar the steak sandwich at Sporting Life is my favorite sandwich of all time.  It’s the ultimate comfort food for me.  They even started carrying sweet potato fries at my request, and the two go together so well it’s crazy.  When it’s cold outside and I’m not feeling especially social, being able to sit down and enjoy this absolutely delicious plate of food is so bizarre when compared to the normal depressing experience at most gaming bars.

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I took two bites due to muscle memory before I realized I had to take a picture.

This isn’t a place that’s going to win any awards, but PSYCH, OH YES IT IS.  It actually won Best New Restaurant AND Best Bar Food by the LV Weekly the year it opened.  If you’re looking for classic American comfort food done well and for a good price, you’re home.

(PS, if you tell them Jimmy sent you, they’ll let you order some of my sweet potato fries.  And tell Neal hi for me.)

Address: 7770 S Jones Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89139
Phone: (702) 331-4647
Open 24/7

ZEN CURRY HOUSE (express): A big bowl of happy.

Trying new things used to be one of the scariest things for me, mostly because I grew up as a very picky eater.  Now I set a policy where I have to try everything once, which usually isn’t a tough thing for me.  One thing that I think picky eaters have some sort of crazy preconception of is curry from any type of cuisine.

I’ve talked about Indian and Thai curries here before, but never Japanese (which I didn’t even know was a thing until a few years ago).  Apparently there are a lot of people who believe that the spices in Japanese curries prevent many diseases and illnesses, so it is at this time that I must admit something I’ve never told the general public.  I suffer from hungryitis and Zen Curry saved my life.  *sigh* It feels good to get that off my chest.

Luckily, Zen has multiple locations.  I live nearby to its southwest location, which has the same compact menu as its original, but is a small space with no full service.  I was happy to bus my own plate for a stomachful of tasty curry, so off I went.

Oh, hey, a new restaurant!  What’s this place sell?

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Click me.

AAHHHHH.  BURN IT.  SEND IT TO HELL. (I really, really hate sushi burritos.)

Right next door is our restaurant du jour.

Express yourself.

Right inside, it’s pretty much barebones.  4-5 small tables with chairs, a really tiny bar and a kitchen extending as far back as the restaurant will go.  The menu is 3 sizes of curry, 3 sizes of rice and a meat choice along with a few small side dishes.  You can also customize spice level and be forewarned, cause this shit is FIRE.  This stuff goes up to “revenge for the a-bomb” level spicy.  I went with a pork katsu large curry with white rice and a side of gyoza (potstickers).

While waiting five minutes for my food, I took a second to take in the atmosphere.  Christmas music, stockings on the wall, and a Christmas tree in the corner?

This is like a diner in Oklahoma with a buddha on every table.

This sounds like it has some backstory or is some weird level of pandering, so I didn’t ask too many questions.  I didn’t have long to think about it though, because my food came up real quick.

They did not wrap my present.

The gyoza were fine.  They were deep fried, there were only 4 of them to an order and they were fairly small for a $5 side dish.  The ponzu they came with was definitely the highlight but the little container was so small it was hard to really dip them without spilling it everywhere.  I probably will order something else next time or skip them altogether, since they seem to be on the menu just to be able to say they have them.

Luckily, my tiny gyoza were overshadowed by the veritable Lake Loch Ness of curry that arrived next.

NESSIE WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

The focus of this plate is definitely on the curry itself and not the meat.  I will admit, it’s not the most attractive plate of food.  Brown on brown is not an attractive look for a plate.  Almost all of the meats provided are deep fried which really cuts down on the flavor impact they have on the dish, but that doesn’t even really matter because the curry is the star.  Japanese flavors are traditionally pretty subtle and though this dish was no exception, it’s incredibly hard to stop eating once you take the first bite.  I ordered a spicy level 7 which was enough to get me needing extra napkins and a bunch of drinks.  I’ve heard there are secret levels of spicy beyond 10, but even a 7 is usually enough to get a look of “uh, really?” when you’re as white as I am.

Me hanging with my bros.

Japanese Curry uses a different set of base spices for their curry powder than other forms of cooking, but it’s very high in cardamom which has kind of a citrus flavor which results in a much different taste than you might expect.  This feels very much like eating a big bowl of mashed potatoes and gravy with a piece of turkey or chicken (in a good way).  When it’s getting cold outside, it’s very nice to just settle in a big bowl of Japanese comfort food (and a good prescription for Hungryitis. I’m cured!  It’s a miracle!)

Overall, I definitely recommend checking out Zen.  It’s not the most mindblowing experience, but when you want something comforting and spicy for not much cash, this is a quick meal that can get the job done.  I paid $18 for this pile of food and a drink, but a normal human sized portion can be had for under $12.

Zen Curry House (2 locations)

5020 #1 Spring Mountain Road, Las Vegas, NV, 89146

Tel: 1-702-985-1192

Open: 11:30am-11pm

7835 S Rainbow Blvd. #9, Las Vegas, NV 89139

Tel:702-912-4404

Open: 11:30am-11pm

VIVA LAS AREPAS: Viva, uh, this place.

What the hell is an Arepa?

I’m still not quite sure, but I can say it’s pretty damn delicious.  I’d never heard of this Venezuelan treat until just before setting foot inside this place.  It’s just north of the Stratosphere on the BLVD and most Latin-American restaurants in this area are dingy places that make you want to call the health department.

What a surprise this was.  A glorious, very welcome surprise.

I don’t know what that anthropomorphized sphere is supposed to be but whatever she’s selling, I’m buying.

The place is really clean inside, alarmingly so.  Tons of people working in the back which makes sense because it was fairly busy for the time we showed up.  We ordered a ton of stuff in an attempt to find the best food in the house but I really had no idea what I was ordering when I did so.  Just a tip: ask for help.  I’m sure they do it constantly but they know what the good stuff is.

Like a Venezuelan Chipotle.

Turns out an Arepa is basically a crispy english muffin stuffed with meat, veggies and sauce.  They also have some empanadas that were really fantastic, but the sheer variety of Arepas available make sure everyone is going to be happy.  We got shredded beef, shredded pork and kind of a Venezuelan chicken salad with avocado and cilantro.

They’re not reinventing the wheel, but this is some next level comfort food.  This is basically halfway between a taco and a big ol sub sandwich.  The Arepa crunches with every bite despite the soft juicy filling and they do not skimp on the meat or toppings.  Each one is about five bucks each and we had serious trouble finishing the 5 we ordered between the two of us.  Will definitely go back and get two at most next time, maybe just one if I’m getting an empanada (pfft yeah right).

The fried plantains were just fine and the fried thing on the left in the picture below was kind of a sad dessert thing that we don’t need to discuss.  The hot sauces available, however, were really great and I could add a lot and had a nice burn going without it ruining the meal.

I instantly regret this decision.

This mountain of food filled me and my friend up for the rest of the day.  This easily could’ve fed 3-4 people for less than $40.  If you’re walking the strip and want something new, Viva Las Arepas might just be the place to be.

1616 South Las Vegas Blvd. #120

Las Vegas, Nevada 89104

Monday-Sunday  8:00am to 12:00am

SETTEBELLO: Shut up and eat this pizza.

Pizza is something that people hold sacred, partly because people who have visited New York can get snooty and act like they’ve had the “real stuff” after paying $2 for a couple slices and partly because anyone can throw canned tomato sauce on some dough and it still tastes alright.  I’m from Illinois and we definitely do enjoy our deep dish (IT’S NOT A CASSEROLE IT’S A FAMILY TRADITION) but we’re all drunk children compared to the gods making real Neapolitan pizza like they make at Settebello.

 

Can I do a fake Italian accent? FUHGEDDABOUTIT!

Settebello is in The District, a little outdoor shopping center just across from Green Valley Ranch, the only casino directly in the Henderson area.  It’s actually a beautiful little spot and definitely not what you’d expect to be right next to a casino.  I have a friend who lives in an apartment nearby and I can say with utmost confidence I would eat at Settebello almost every day if I lived there.

They’re a very traditional Italian pizzeria, with a few basic antipasti and their woodfire pizza oven.  The floor is sprinkled with flour and you can tell how many pizzas they must churn out a day.

Right after I asked him if he wanted a picture taken, I told him to “act like he’s doing something.” THIS PICTURE IS FULL OF LIES.

Settebello offers a pretty extensive Italian microbrew menu and they actually try to pair their favorite beers with their favorite pizzas, so if you feel like trying a few brewskis feel free to ask your server for the beer list.  A few times, they’ve even done a beer and pizza tasting with the brewery owners.

Italian food is all about simple ingredients used well and shown in their best light and so the best way to figure out if a place is good is to order the simple stuff.  If they mess it up, it’s not a place I will give my business.  One of my favorite dishes to test this out is a caprese salad, and I have to say that way more places botch it than I might want to admit.  Settebello nails it, with perfect balance of proportions.  You can get some of everything in each bite and they don’t drown it in oil or vinegar.  You don’t end up with 10 uneaten rounds of tomatoes or a pile of cheese at the end.  And they bring out extra balsamic just in case you need it.  If I were skinny, this would be all I need to be happy.

It almost makes me want to be skinny.

We also decided we need to try the meatballs which aren’t always on the menu.  Slightly dry in the middle but the sauce was simple and delicious.  The flatbread was fine but seems like too much.  I would be fine with just the meatballs but some people need to have something to dip into the sauce I guess.

Before you ask, yes, I burned myself on the cast iron.

Lastly, there’s nothing I can say about the pizza except it’s almost perfect.  We ordered two, one being the Margherita because I feel like it’s the best way to judge if a pizza place is up to snuff and one my buddy Gabe ordered from the specials list.  It featured a jalapeno pear marmalade which I chastised him for.

Holy.

Crap.

I can say hands down that these were probably the two best pizzas I have ever had.  Perfect pizza crust is hard to do and I won’t claim it was flawless here.  It didn’t stand up as well as it could’ve but the outside was nice and crispy, it was very light and didn’t overpower the toppings at all.  The balance of the sauce and the cheese was phenomenal and I love how they left it on long enough for the little blisters to form on the edge.  A real sign of a properly cooked pizza.

The real star, however, was the jalapeno pear marmalade.  It completely blew me away.  It sounds weird at first, but it added a subtle spicy sweetness to the whole pizza that balanced incredibly with the acidic tomato sauce and the great mozzarella they use.  The red onions had some great texture.  I usually always stick with the Margherita because it’s so simple and perfect but I think I have a new favorite.

It’s hard to imagine there being better pizza anywhere.

Apps will run you less than $10 and the pizzas are perfect size for one person and will run you twelve bucks.

Settebello is THE pizza place to go to in town.  I’ve heard a million people offer up just as many places that offer “the best” but none even really hold a candle to this.  Come for the beer, the pizza, the meatballs, whatever you want.  Just come here.

Locations: The District at Green Valley Ranch, 140 S Green Valley Pkwy, Henderson, NV 89012

Phone: (702) 222-3556

9350 W Sahara Ave #170, Las Vegas, NV 89117

(702) 901-4877)

Hours: Open daily · 11:00 am – 10:00 pm